VOLCANO on the BALCONY!
watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.FUCKING TIRED.
Oh gosh, it's 12.30am and i'm still not asleep, but i'm FRIGGIN' TIRED! And you do NOT wanna be near me when i'm tired. Why? Okay, fine. I'll write down the phrases of what happens when i'm tired but don't go to sleep. Enjoy it or DIE. HAHA, jkjk.
Phase 1
Yawns a lot, eyes close a bit and i try to open it, but i end up closing it. But i don't fucking end up going to sleep.
Phase 2
Gets mad and slaps the table and becomes mean to every single thing and everybody. YES, even my best friend. :B
Phase 3
Goes to fridge for a midnight snack. And usually my midnight snack is orange juice and cheesecake. TEEHEE!
Phase 4
Screams then shuts down laptop and runs downstairs to the TV and turns it on and watch those old shows that show at night only. (like Kappa Mikey. NOT THAT I LIKE THAT DUMB SHOW, lol.)
Phase 5
Tries to remember something funny and when i'm done remembering it, i start laughing.
Phase 6
Gets high and happy because of the awesome funny moment i just remembered.
Phase 7
Walking to the kitchen (and i'm STILL laughing) and because of the dumb funny moment i remembered i put my hands up in the air and then i accidentally threw it at my brother who was on the couch.
Phase 8
Gets mad at my brother and i stare at him and then i ran upstairs and he started chasing me. I opened my bedroom door and locked it so he can't barge in my room. (:<
Phase 9
Quits my highness and happiness and sits on the computer chair and re-turns on the laptop and opens YouTube and watches an episode of Kenan and Kel.
Phase 10
Gets high and happy again, then my mother yelled at me then i shut the fuck up.
Phase 11
After i finished watching Kenan and Kel, i shut down my laptop and opened a container filled with many pieces of watermelons (yes, they are already cut) in it. I grab one and shut the container.
Phase 12
I get on my bed and stare at the Justin Bieber poster which i scribbled. (and i think soon, i'm gonna take it off cause i'm scared of Justin Bieber staring at me like that. O.o)
Phase 13
Draws something bad on the poster (like poop on his shoulder) and then pretends to puke.
Phase 14
Starts shaking then falls off the bed and runs to the window and i walked right in to it and i felt super dizzy. I opened the window and saw the stars and wondered if they taste like cream.
Phase 15
Blabbers something like "squerjaja" then closes the window and falls on my bed.
Phase 16
Gets up whoo-ing and jumps up and down on my bed and runs out of my bedroom and knocks on each door in my house.
Phase 17
Feels like blacking out/collapsing so i run to my bedroom, locks the door and falls on my bed.
Phase 18
BLACKS OUT/COLLAPSES
And, done! :D I KNOWW, so many phases. (;
I think hotdogs are trying to kill me.
And a guy with a macaroni head kissed a chicken.
I ate bunnies.
WOW!
My imagination sometimes freaks me out.
Whatever!
Right now I'm just staring at nothing...
I WANT BAGELS TO EAT MY BEAGLE!
Cheese is attacking the town! (Y)
RANDOM GUY IN THE AUDIENCE: *whispers to the guy on his right* I think we should leave before Kim explodes. Pass it on.
And the message gets passed and passed and passed and passed and Kim does not know what the hell they're saying.
UNTIL....
The message was passed to a guy who always talks loud.
So fuckin' loud, even louder than the sound a dinosaur makes when they're walking. (Y)
Anyways, what happened?
He passed the message to the guy next to him, BUT HE DIDN'T WHISPER!
He yelled.
And the secret was revealed to Kim.
She held a torch bigger than a dinosaur and with that, she could burn Blogger.
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, BYE.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
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Bonjour. My name's Kimberly and i'm 15, turning 16. 20 September is my birthday. I'm just another somebody. I'm extremely fond of chocolates and cheesecakes. I heart simplicity and i've a passion for soft colors - blue, pink, white. I swear my deep love for Japanese mangas & animes. I have a faint interest in learning French and Japanese. I'm pretty quiet, except that when i'm really HIGH, i can get reallyreallyreally wild. I believe in miracles, alright, and hell yesh, i love my pretty awesome friends. I like: Kpop/Jpop/English Music. Personal faves inlude Taylor Swift + Katy Perry + SNSD + SHINee + Kim Bum. I'm from Chicago, IL, USA. I live in a semi-detached. I love to sing, dance, and act. My favorite songs are Love Story, Fearless, Teenage Dream, Firework and Fashion. I'm in a band called Diva Effect with my 2 best friends, Ashleigh and Yasmin. I play the guitar, Ashleigh sings, Yasmin plays the drums. We're currently working on a song called This Is Your Life. It's our first song, so no insults please. (: So, love you if you love me(: I ain't perfect but I'm unique, live with it. If you wish to contact me, please send an email to ivyrose135@yahoo.com or ask me for my Skype name. Thank you.Imma a music/books/iTouch lover & a twitter/tumblr/taptap addict. ^^
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