VOLCANO on the BALCONY!

watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.

I got a theory!



HEY GUYS! :D

Remember that theory thing? I hope you do. Because, i'm gonna do ANOTHER! When? Right now. THIS is the post that i am going to tell you about my theory. BUT, slight change; i change the title into "I got a theory!". OK? Good. Today, my theory is titled;

POOP

Everyone knows this DISGUSTING word even if how disgusting it is. Even newborn babies know it because they do it all the time. Oh, back to the theory! If you are guessing that my theory is about poop, then you are sooo wrong. IT IS ABOUT EATING POOP. Very disgusting. You may think NO ONE in this whole world eats poop. But you are sooo wrong. There are hobos that eat poop made by animals on the street! Why do they eat poop? Because there's nothing else for them to eat. People are so greedy these days. They wont give our poor, innocent hobos ANYTHING! Not even just a tiny piece of bread! Omg, why do i always talk about another topic like hobos eating poop and all instead of just eating poop?! Whatever. Back to my theory! Once, i was talking to my friend.(well, maybe NOT a friend, but someone in my school) Then, she told me to be quiet because she was eating. Then she didn't say anything. Okay, the conversation was LONGGG. Lemme copy and paste it. Here it is:-



4:10pm
Pssh!
You wish
now quiet
I want to eat
give me 30 minutes
or more


NO!
I only give you 5 seconds. :):):)


:)
1
2
3
4
5
DONE!
Stop eating.
Or i willllllllllllllllll killllllllllllllllllllllllll you!
Lol, will kill.
RHYMESSS :D
heyyo
Made a new word.
What is it?
It's called SHTUPID!
YOU SHTUPID!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Shitpid
Hhaha ~


You're eating pooooop aren't you?
i said that becausee,
To eat poop, it takes THIS long!
No other food takes this long to finish eating.
Why it takes sooo long to eat poop?
cause, poop is so yuckaaay.
Some people are even FORCED to eat it!
You have to keep on eating the poop and ignore the yuckiness. ;)
Thats hard!
Cause poop is the yuckiest thing on earth.


Okay, i think you know the WHOLE theory. To eat poop, it takes THAT long (how long my friend ate it) to finish it. Yes, there is no food in the whole world that takes that long to finish eating! I feel like i'm repeating the whole conversation...but whatever. Still gonna do it. :P As i was saying, Why it takes sooo long to eat poop? cause, poop is so yuckaaay. Some people are even FORCED to eat it! You have to keep on eating the poop and ignore the yuckiness. (; that's hard! cause poop is the yuckiest thing on earth.

So now that I'm done with my theory, it's time for me to say what I think of my theory. Well, if you ask me, I think that my theory is pretty stupid because it's about poop. (x What do you think? I would REALLY love to hear your opinions! (:


Thursday, December 16, 2010

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Bonjour. My name's Kimberly and i'm 15, turning 16. 20 September is my birthday. I'm just another somebody. I'm extremely fond of chocolates and cheesecakes. I heart simplicity and i've a passion for soft colors - blue, pink, white. I swear my deep love for Japanese mangas & animes. I have a faint interest in learning French and Japanese. I'm pretty quiet, except that when i'm really HIGH, i can get reallyreallyreally wild. I believe in miracles, alright, and hell yesh, i love my pretty awesome friends. I like: Kpop/Jpop/English Music. Personal faves inlude Taylor Swift + Katy Perry + SNSD + SHINee + Kim Bum. I'm from Chicago, IL, USA. I live in a semi-detached. I love to sing, dance, and act. My favorite songs are Love Story, Fearless, Teenage Dream, Firework and Fashion. I'm in a band called Diva Effect with my 2 best friends, Ashleigh and Yasmin. I play the guitar, Ashleigh sings, Yasmin plays the drums. We're currently working on a song called This Is Your Life. It's our first song, so no insults please. (: So, love you if you love me(: I ain't perfect but I'm unique, live with it. If you wish to contact me, please send an email to ivyrose135@yahoo.com or ask me for my Skype name. Thank you.

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