VOLCANO on the BALCONY!
watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.OMGAHH, THIS IS FUCKING ANNOYING. DON'T DO IT.
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
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If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Look in a mirror, whore. you must be a blind bitch! YOU LOOK LIKE A DEAD PIG WITH PIMPLES ALL OVER IT'S FACE, YOU HOE. -.-
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: Look in a mirror, whore. you must be a blind bitch! YOU LOOK LIKE A DEAD PIG WITH PIMPLES ALL OVER IT'S FACE, YOU HOE. -.-
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Ohyes, you are famous for being a fucking bitch. And i bet ALL of your money will be lost in 1 second and then you're back to being the whore everyone hates. (:
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…
YR: OH REALLY? Prove it, bitch. Who would believe fucking bitch like you..only a total DUMBASS.
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: YUCK! Bruneian people suck, asshole. And your music makes me fuck a selfish and annoying dick like you.
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If an annoying pretty woman says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: And i know you're a fucking bitch. FUCK OFF, YOU ANNOYING ASSHOLE.
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Yeah, you're not interested in ANYBODY. That's why no people in this world likes a herpes whore like you.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Excuse me? Who says that i'm your type? You are NOTHING like me. You're just a fucking bitch.
4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: *Bursts into laughter* Who in this fucking world would want a ride with you? It'll be a NIGHTMARE.
5) Look, I am pretty; I can make people hate you!
YR: Look at yourself in the mirror. You're WAAAY more than ugly, and too many people hate you already.
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If an annoying and extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: SUREE! Wait, what's that? OH, IT'S YOUR UGLY FACE. THEN FUCK OFF, YOU PIECE OF SHITTY CRAP.
2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
YR: If you beg, there's more chances i'll NEVER give you my cell phone number. Besides, MY PHONE IS LOST, YOU STUPID WHORE. -.-
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
YR: NO THANKS. I wouldn't want to suffer a whole night with a fucking ugly asshole.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: Hold on, let's see...NOTHING. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU WHORE!
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Why should i say that to the fucking ugliest guy in the first place? I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKER.
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If your enemy says:
1) HEYA, BITCH.
YR: Oh hey, you herpes whore! :D
2) You smell like shit!
YR: WHO CARES? Even if i smell like shit, i'll be thankful i'm not ugly and bitchy like YOU.
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Better than me as what? Being an asshole? OH, OF COURSE I AM.
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: And you're even uglier. in fact, you're WAAAY uglier than uglier, you shitty bitch.
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Let's see about that. *KICKS HER ASS*
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If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: Awww, really? And i still hate you. :D
2) I know you still love me!
YR: HAH! In your dreams. i would NEVER love a bitch like you.
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…
YR: I wont, even if we were the last 2 people on earth.
4) Please call me...
YR: OKAY! I can promise you that I will NEVER call you.
5) The break up hurt me so much…
YR: And you think i care? i broke up because you're FUCKING ANNOYING.
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If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: And you are so ugly and hideous!
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: WOWW! You must have gotten uglier!
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: GREAT! Now can you add another 50%?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…
YR: Have you tried it before? If you have, i wont bother. I mean look at yourself. YOU LOOK HORRIBLE.
Monday, September 13, 2010
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Bonjour. My name's Kimberly and i'm 15, turning 16. 20 September is my birthday. I'm just another somebody. I'm extremely fond of chocolates and cheesecakes. I heart simplicity and i've a passion for soft colors - blue, pink, white. I swear my deep love for Japanese mangas & animes. I have a faint interest in learning French and Japanese. I'm pretty quiet, except that when i'm really HIGH, i can get reallyreallyreally wild. I believe in miracles, alright, and hell yesh, i love my pretty awesome friends. I like: Kpop/Jpop/English Music. Personal faves inlude Taylor Swift + Katy Perry + SNSD + SHINee + Kim Bum. I'm from Chicago, IL, USA. I live in a semi-detached. I love to sing, dance, and act. My favorite songs are Love Story, Fearless, Teenage Dream, Firework and Fashion. I'm in a band called Diva Effect with my 2 best friends, Ashleigh and Yasmin. I play the guitar, Ashleigh sings, Yasmin plays the drums. We're currently working on a song called This Is Your Life. It's our first song, so no insults please. (: So, love you if you love me(: I ain't perfect but I'm unique, live with it. If you wish to contact me, please send an email to ivyrose135@yahoo.com or ask me for my Skype name. Thank you.Imma a music/books/iTouch lover & a twitter/tumblr/taptap addict. ^^
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