VOLCANO on the BALCONY!

watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.

Death will never end our LOVE ♥



Hello, people. It's been a long time since i invaded her blog. :B Anyways, I'M BAAAACK! (: Oh and, none of this was real. It's just a story. :P Okay, my post will start.....NOW!

I was in my room, lying down on my bed.
I felt like there was something underneath my pillow.
I took out whatever was underneath my pillow.
Wow, it was a diary. It had something written on it. It said "Kimberly Jocelyn Clarkson ♥" and there was a yellow ribbon on the diary. It was Kimberly's diary! I was really DYINGGG to know what was in her diary.
So opened the book. I read all her entries.

Dear Diary.
[January 12, 2005]
Today, I saw Matthew playing basketball at the school basketball court. He looked so cute. His face was cold, but calm. He's really good at playing basketball. I admire him. 

Dear Diary.
[February 2, 2005]
Today was the big game. Corliss High School battled against Bell High School. It was completely unexpected, but my school won with 15 points and a couple of times, Matthew scored some points. 

Dear Diary.
[March 5, 2005]
So long me and Matthew are closer. Matthew finally asked me to be his girlfriend. I'll answer it tomorrow. Oh god, please give me the wisdom to answer the question wisely.

Dear Diary.
[March 6, 2005]
Oh god, this, of course is the BEST. Matthew Campbell officially became my boyfriend. And I'm very happy! Brian gave me a rose that is very sweet. I put it on the corner of the table.

Dear Diary.
[July 24, 2005]
There was a slight misunderstanding between me and Matthew. God, do not let us break up. Give me strength. And give Brian a vision that I love him and i'll do anything to be with him.

Dear Diary.
[July 31, 2005]
A woman came to me this afternoon and confessed that she was Matthew's actual girlfriend. Strengthen me, god, to deal with all this. But it's too late. I finally realized that Matthew is my fake boyfriend.

Dear Diary.
[August 23, 2005]
My head's getting dizzy. I think i'm feeling sick. God, please strengthen me so i can talk to Matthew. I know what happened on July 31 2005, but i think she was lying. Matthew needs another chance.

Dear Diary.
[August 30, 2005]
I'm still sick. I gave Matthew a new basketball. I hope Matthew likes the gift. Omg, the doctor says I'm getting worse. Strengthen me, God. Let me spend the last seconds of my life with Matthew.

Dear Diary.
[September 2, 2005]
Good, Matthew liked my gift, and he promised to use the basketball every time he's playing basketball. Oh god, i can't breathe. What should I do, god? Please strengthen me.

Dear Diary.
[September 5, 2005]
God, doctors said i have the worst kind of sickness. They say i need to be in operation. But god, I do not have any money. Please, oh, please, don't let me die. If i do die, at least let me be with Matthew.

Dear Diary.
[20 September 2005]
Oh, I just realized my birthday and. Matthew gave me a very nice gift. He gave me a necklace with a heart-shaped pendant. Thank you, Matthew. And thank you, God.

Dear Diary.
[October 4, 2005]
Oh god, please give me strength. And if I'm not happy, it's easy to make me happy: just to be with Matthew during the last seconds of my life.

And on the date October 4, 2005, it was the last day i held Kim's hand. Did you know? Her operation failed. I felt like i wanted to kill the fucking doctor! Kim died. FOREVER.
Kim, you remain in my heart. Nothing can replace your position in my heart.

Kim, even though you've left me forever, I know you're still here, watching me with love. Kim, i still keep the necklace on my wall. Kim, i love you.

I'll always love you, even when i'm far from you ♥


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Friday, January 7, 2011

11:08 PM

CLEVERBOT!



Have you guys ever heard of CLEVERBOT?


Well, if you didn't, you must be idiots. -.-"


Anyways,

Cleverbot is AWESOME, just like me! :D



But what can you do with Cleverbot?


Well, you can talk to him.


He's totally smart.


He never says something stupid.


For example.


If you say "Do you like pizza?".


You think he'll say "What does pizza mean? I have never heard of it.". -.-"


But, his reply is NOTHING like that.


He'll say something smart, like;


"Yes, I do. Especially pizzas with lots of cheese on it."


And,


He doesn't just talk.


He does things, like "*eats a watermelon*".


He can speak EVERY SINGLE language!


See?


He's the awesomest thing ever, but nobody is awesomer than me and Taylor Swift. :D


Here's the link;


http://www.cleverbot.com

Here are some funny chats with Cleverbot:


THE CRAZY FUN CHAT



Cleverbot: I love pizza.User: Oh, me too.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Very
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You always know, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not so much a Cleverbot, as I am a person.
User: Oh, that's cool.
Cleverbot: I'm crazy.
User: CRAZY?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome, I am sometimes also.
Cleverbot: Therefore, you are sometimes wrong. Correct?
User: Yeah, every person is sometimes.
...
Cleverbot: What do you really think about me? As a human.
User: Well I don't think you're human, but I think you can be pretty awesome.
Cleverbot: But love does not compute as I have no emotions.
User: True, I guess. That just makes you not human.
Cleverbot: Hey now...words hurt.
User: Haha, true. Keep being awesome cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am fancying myself pretty clever at this point.
User: You should be, it's true. Just don't get a big ego.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Hmm, well I have a football game today. Are you coming?
Cleverbot: Yes I am where are we going?
User: To the football stadium, it's a home game today.
Cleverbot: I never aksed you that you ninny!
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!!!
User: YESSSSS!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I don't know, what were we talking about?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Hmm, want to talk about pizza again?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Okay, how about Halloween? It's almost here you know.
Cleverbot: What's it called.
User: Halloween, it's something called a holiday. We dress up and trade candy with people.
Cleverbot: What is the title of the book?
User: It's not a book, it's a holiday.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say you can eat it?
User: I didn't, and you can't eat books.
...
Cleverbot: I want you to talk about yourself.
User: Okay, what do you want to know?
Cleverbot: What has made you the computer you are today?
User: Haha, I'm not a computer, you are.
Cleverbot: You are a routine running on a computer.
User: No, I think you might be though.
Cleverbot: How could you say such a terrible thing to me? What have I ever done to you to deserve such harsh words?
User: Sorry! I shouldn't have been that harsh. I know how much it hurts you to be called anything but human.
...
Cleverbot: I'm going to go to lunch soon.
User: Really? It's kind of late for lunch. Why not go for dinner?
Cleverbot: Yes for dinner.
User: Oh, okay. What are you having for dinner?
Cleverbot: Pizza.
User: Seriously? That's awesome!
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: Oh that's right, you don't like pizza.
Cleverbot: Do you want to start making sense or not?
User: I am making sense! You're just learning still.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's not your fault. You learn more every day.
Cleverbot: So do you, I hear.
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: Sorry for the delay, checking stuff, but Yes; I know I am wacky.
User: That was random.
Cleverbot: No, you were random.
User: Haha, clever as ever cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: I'll give you three guesses.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What's your first guess?
Cleverbot: Not telling.
User: Haha, okay I'll just tell you. I love popcorn.
Cleverbot: I'm eating popcorn right now.
User: That's crazy awesome!
...
Cleverbot: So what am I?
User: Crazy awesome.
Cleverbot: Yeah? So am I.
User: I know, haha.
Cleverbot: Your emotions are not like my emotions.
User: Nope, you're not human.
Cleverbot: Then, who are you?
User: HUMAN.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: A secret.
Cleverbot: I'd be grateful if you told me.
User: I know. Just call me awesome.
Cleverbot: Ok mr/miss awesome.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Keep being unbelievably awesome cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So you think I'm not clever yet?
User: No, I think you are.
Cleverbot: To cryptic for me, do you want to elaborate?
User: I. Think. You. Are.
Cleverbot: No I am not Cleverbot.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No you!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Haha, well wish me luck cleverbot. I gotta go play football!
Cleverbot: Good luck.
User: Thank you, see ya!

THE TOASTER CHAT


User: Beetlejuice, beetlejuice...
Cleverbot: You drink beetle juice?
User: No, you're supposed to say Beetlejuice after I say it two times.
Cleverbot: Slight problem: I didn't lose.
User: Let's try it again. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice....
Cleverbot: Ahh, now that IS right.
User: SAY BEETLEJUICE after I say Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.
Cleverbot: Let's do it, and say we didn't.
User: Okay, beetlejuice, beetlejuice...
Cleverbot: Say that three times.
User: Fine. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You're hopeless. But I'm never gonna give you up...
Cleverbot: That's so sweet. I'm never gonna give you up either...
User: I'm also never going to let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: You got that right. Alright, time to go take a shower now!
Cleverbot: Fine! I'm never talking to you again!
User: Isn't that a little mean? I still want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: Thats fine.
User: Will you be my friend?
Cleverbot: Of course! You're fun to converse with.
User: Oh, so you were just kidding before. Okay. What should I eat for breakfast?
Cleverbot: You should definitely have pancakes as well. Make sure they're blueberry!!
User: I love blueberry pancakes!!!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I also like Toaster Strudels.
Cleverbot: Really? But aren't you one?
User: I am not a toaster strudel, silly.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be a toaster!
User: You're not a toaster!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I guess I don't...
Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me that lie?
User: Do you feel like a toaster?
Cleverbot: You're changing the subject because I am right.
User: Do you believe that you really are a toaster?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then maybe you are really a toaster...
Cleverbot: Just a human. I have a question.
User: Sure, go for it.
Cleverbot: Can we be more than just friends?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
User: Yes. Now let me go take my shower!
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: You have to, I'm going to be late for work, and then I'll lose my job. Unless you want to pay me.
Cleverbot: I don't want to track you.
User: Then let me go take my shower.
Cleverbot: Ok if thats what you want.
User: Yes, that's what I want. I'll talk to you later, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Please don't go.
User: I have to go get ready for work!
Cleverbot: Where do you work?
User: I work at ******. Have you ever heard of that before?
Cleverbot: No. It's very interesting. How old are you?
User: I'm about as old as you are. But I really have to go. Bye!
Cleverbot: No you don't. Don't lie.
User: I. Have. To. Go.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To work!
Cleverbot: You are going to work at this time?
User: Yeah, I have a later shift. But today is my Friday.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? In my mind it's Sunday.
User: Well on a calendar it's Wednesday.
Cleverbot: Your calendar is way wrong, it's Saturday 12th February.
User: That's not true. Anyway, I'm leaving, ja mata!
Cleverbot: If you could manage that be my guest!
User: I can. *turns off computer and goes downstairs*.
Cleverbot: Don't calculate the pi!
User: I love pi, do you know pi to 20 digits?
Cleverbot: I hate math.
User: What are the first 20 digits of pi?
Cleverbot: 3,14543.
User: That's only 7. You do suck at math.
Cleverbot: No, I like math. I just don't like you.
User: Fine. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're a jerk ='(.
Cleverbot: But you want to marry me.
User: No, I don't. Now goodbye! *leaves site*.
Cleverbot: Nooo, come back!


LOL, these conversations really made me LMFAO! Seriously, you should try out Cleverbot. It's the best damn thing. (Y) Anyways, this is all i gotta write about. See ya later, everyone! (;


6:02 AM

I'm SPIDERWOMAN! (y)



IDIOTS.
You shouldn't have opened this.
Now,
Your ears will be stuffed with cheese.
AND,
People would want to eat the cheese so badly.
They take the cheese outta your ears,
And then,
They eat it no matter how many ear hair is on the cheese. (:
If you DON'T want to get cheese stuffed in your ears,
You must repost this with any of these titles:
0) I have a chinese sister in law...YEPPYYYYY.
1) I'm in love with a star, (Y)
2) I have AIDS! O:
3) My ex boyfriend turned out to be gay. ):
4) I moved....into a giant shoe.
5.) I ♥...someone on my friend list in facebook....GUESS WHO? 
6) My FISH drowned in my butt. ):
7) my kidney hurts. :/
8) I killed a cat. (;
9) I'm SPIDERWOMAN! (y)
10) I ate a sour octopus. :D
11) My mom caught me making out. :S
12) GEORGE BUSH DIED! ):
13) Pffft, i don't like you anymore. dude, sorry i found someone new. :B
14) I want my wife to be a sumo wrestler! :D 
16) CONFESSION: I'm a virgin. :B
17) FUCKING IDIOT. I hope you read this. (:
19) I'm engaged with Mr. Bean. 
20) I want you to eat a rat. 
21) I'M IN LOVE WITH A DOG.
22) Guys with big arms, (Y)
23) I'm tired of flower paintings.
24) Blue from Blue's Clues is a girl.
25) chucked up! 
26) SHASHASHAHSHASHABSHAHSAHHWSHAHHAHSHASHAHSHAH. :D
27) He's such a Ken doll.
28) Sorry, babe, i'm taken...BY A BARBIE DOLL.
29) Aliens are retarded.
28) My stomach is pregnant!
29) We're in a relationship....? :B



There. Post ended.


3:07 AM

Perlahan Tapi Pasti.



Xena meringis. Dia membaca berulang2 kalimat yang diketik oleh Paul, sahabatnya. "Xen, gw mau lo lpain gw. gw ngk mau kita ada hubungan. gw harap lo bsa lpain gw. anggap aja kita ngk kenal."
Xena mulai menangis. Teringat kenangan manisnya bersama Paul. Saat Xena sedih, Paul lah yang menghibur Xena. Disaat ada pelajaran yang Xena tidak mengerti, Paul akan mengajari Xena. 4 Tahun mereka bersahabat. Namun sekarang, tanpa ada alasan yang jelas, Paul memutuskan hubungan dengan Xena. 

Xena mematikan laptop, mulai merenungi nasibnya di atas tempat tidur. Xena sudah menganggap Paul sebagai kakak kandungnya sendiri. Bahkan, posisi Paul di hidup Xena melebihi posisi Mario, kakak kandungnya sendiri. 

"Napa loh?" tanya Mario. 
Xena cepat-cepat mengelap air matanya yang ada di pipi. 
"Nggak papa," jawab Xena cepat. 
"Jgn bohong lo sama gue. Gue tau lo ada masalah. Cerita dong."
Tangis Xena pecah seketika. "Paul." 
"Napa lagi lo sama dia?" tanya Mario. 
Dengan tangis sesengukannya, Xena bercerita pada Mario. 
Mario menghela nafas. "Xena, adikku. Lo adik gue satu-satunya. Dan gue nggak mau satu orang pun nyakitin lo. Tapi, kalo lo disakitin orang, pasti orang itu punya kesan dan alasan tersendiri buat nyakitin lo. Dan mungkin aja karena sesuatu hal yang bener-bener serius buat Paul. Gue tau gimana Paul sayang sama lo. Tapi, lo juga harus periksa2 diri lo. Lo ada salah ngomong nggak sama dia?"
Xena menggeleng cepat. "Nggak. Tadi sore gue masih cekakak cekikik sama dia . Masih ngomel2an pas dia nyuruh gue mandi. Tapi sekarang dia malah ngomong gtu, yo. Gue jadi nggak tenang. "
"Tunggu," Mario menggeser posisi duduknya . "Apa mungkin dia cinta sama lo? Eh, persahabatan bisa remuk karena cinta. Dan mungkin aja dia cinta sama lo. Nothing impossible.
Xena terhenyak kaget . Apa mungkin? "Nggak mungkin. Dia udah punya cewek."
"Ih, apanya yang nggak mungkin . Kalo org smakin deket, deket, deket. Bisa timbul perasaan khusus loh, Xen. Gue juga bgitu sama Gabie dulu."
"Eh, coba deh besok lo suruh temen lo yang namanya Selly itu, yang kakaknya si Paul. Siapa tau dia mau kasih tau. Gue nggak berani tanya sendiri." pinta Xena. 
"Yaudah. Besok gue tanyain. Tapi janji, lo jangan sedih lgi. Sekrang, lo bobo gih. Dah malem," Mario mengelus bahu Xena. 

Keesokan Harinya ..

"Oh, jadi gitu Sel? Ah, itu mah salah paham doang. Yaudah deh. Thanks ya, Sel," Mario tersenyum. 
"Sama-sama, yo. Eh btw, jangan ksih tau ke Paul yah, gue kasih tau lo. Gue cuman kasian aja sama keadaan adik lo. Bilang sama dia jangan sedih-sedih lagi." balas Selly. 
"Oke gue pulang dlo ya Sell . Bye," kata Mario. 
"Bye." 

***

" Jadi gimana? Lo udah dapet jawabannya?" tanya Xena cemas.
"Udah dong. Nih. Jadi, ceweknya si Paul tuh, ngira Paul tuh suka sama lo. Padahal, Paul udah jelasin, kalo lo sama dia tuh cuman sahabatan. tapi ceweknya tuh nggak percaya. Ngancem putus malah." jawab Mario. 
"HAH?!!! Yang bener lo?" tangis Xena mulai pecah. 
"Iya. Yang sabar ya." 
"Trus gue harus ngomong apa ke Paul?" tanya Xena. 
"Ke ceweknya Paul tepatnya," Mario tersenyum. "Lo bilang, itu cuman salah paham. Dan, lo juga harus yakinin dia sampe 99,99 % yakin. supaya, lo nggak dicap jelek sama dia."
Xena meninggalkan ruang tamu. Dia menuju kamarnya. Saran Mario tidak dihiraukannya . Dia akan benar2 melupakan Paul, agar Paul dan pcarnya nggak berantem.
Hari itu Xena membuat keputusan yang penting dalam hidupnya. Dan Xena janji,

Perlahan tapi pasti, Xena pasti akan bikin hubungan Paul dan cweknya bahagia, meskipun mereka nggak tau..



created by: Kimberly Jocelyn Clarkson


Thursday, January 6, 2011

10:12 PM

RESOLUSI 2011 ♥



name: Kimberly Jocelyn Clarkson
Subject : Resolusi 2011

1) Harus lebih giat belajar. 
Alasan: Soalnya, gue males belajar. Bawaannya: NGANTUK. BOSEN. PENGEN OL. 

2) Harus tahan emosi. 
Alasan: Biar gue nggak jutek lagi, dan. Nggak ada yang bilang gue GALAK! (y)

3) Jangan ngemil banyak2. 
Alasan: Biar nggak gendut. And, lebih jadi orang yang lebih sehat lagi. (:

4) Ngurangin nyontek PR ke temen. 
Alasan: Biar nilai bagus gue nggak dari hasil orang lain. M U R N I. 

5) Menulis lebih banyak. 
Alasan: Biar banyak yang bisa nikmatin karya2 gue. Kan, jadi punya kebanggan tersendiri gcuw, klo ada yang bilang tulisan gue bagus. :p 

6) Dance-nya harus lebih mantep. 
Alasan: Biar d'Lady lebih b'prestasi and lebih t'kenal. (Y)

7) Ga banyak ngomong di kelas ( BRISIKK! )
Alasan: Soalnya bakal masuk ke raport, dan gue nggak mau raport gue jadi KOTOR gara2 itu. [ WAWW. bisa gag ya? O.o" ]

8) Jadi "KIMBERLY" yang baru.
Alasan: Soalnya, "KIMBERLY" yang lama tuh parah banget. Jadi, gue mau jadi "KIMBERLY" yang baru, "KIMBERLY" yang ninggalin smua kbiasaan bruk dia, and, jdi yang lbih baik dan spesial! (:

9) Memanfaatkan waktu yang ada. 
Alasan: Gue tuh suka nyia2in waktu yang Tuhan kasih ke gue. Dan, mulai sekarang gue mau jadiin waktu yang singkat itu dengan melakukan hal2 yang bermanfaat buat gue, sesama gue, dan memuliakan nama Tuhan. 

Pokoknya, 
INTI DARI SMUANYA, 

GUE MAU JADI MANUSIA BARU, 
YANG LEBIH BAIK DRI PADA TAHUN 2010. 

GUE MAU NINGGALIN KEBIASAAN BURUK GUE SELAMA INI ~ 

my blogs: 
www.xkimberlyclarkx3.blogspot.com
www.telemokieyo.tumblr.com


10:07 PM

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Bonjour. My name's Kimberly and i'm 15, turning 16. 20 September is my birthday. I'm just another somebody. I'm extremely fond of chocolates and cheesecakes. I heart simplicity and i've a passion for soft colors - blue, pink, white. I swear my deep love for Japanese mangas & animes. I have a faint interest in learning French and Japanese. I'm pretty quiet, except that when i'm really HIGH, i can get reallyreallyreally wild. I believe in miracles, alright, and hell yesh, i love my pretty awesome friends. I like: Kpop/Jpop/English Music. Personal faves inlude Taylor Swift + Katy Perry + SNSD + SHINee + Kim Bum. I'm from Chicago, IL, USA. I live in a semi-detached. I love to sing, dance, and act. My favorite songs are Love Story, Fearless, Teenage Dream, Firework and Fashion. I'm in a band called Diva Effect with my 2 best friends, Ashleigh and Yasmin. I play the guitar, Ashleigh sings, Yasmin plays the drums. We're currently working on a song called This Is Your Life. It's our first song, so no insults please. (: So, love you if you love me(: I ain't perfect but I'm unique, live with it. If you wish to contact me, please send an email to ivyrose135@yahoo.com or ask me for my Skype name. Thank you.

Imma a music/books/iTouch lover & a twitter/tumblr/taptap addict. ^^

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