VOLCANO on the BALCONY!

watch your step if you dare risk getting closer to me.

Emo Love Story.



1:39 am.. you see as you look at your clock. "ugh why cant i sleep" you think to yourself. you get up and head to the kitchen for something to drink. you get downstairs to see your step dad sitting at the table with a drink himself. "see you cant sleep either" he says to you. "nope." you say back as you grab a cup out of the cubbard. you two didn't really get along that much, but you had your moments. "sit down Kim, i've been meaning to talk to you about something" he said as he pulled out a chair. you grab the orange juice out of the fridge and sit. "whats up" you ask. he gets a real serious look in his face. "you need to get a job Kim, you spend your day listening to music and hanging out with friends, i think you need to grow up a little and have a little more responsibility." he lecured you. you knew he was "the boss" of the house, your mom listened to everything he said. so, you agreed and told him you'd go job hunting tomorrow. you finished your cup the headed back to bed. When you wake up the next morning you roll over to see a note from your dad, "Kim, i want to see atleast 3 aplications from today" you crumble the paper and get up. after getting ready you call up your best bud to see if he'd come along with you. he said he would so you grab your keys and head to his house. "ok, so where to first" he asked you. "well,i was thinking maybe the record store down the street" you say. you two head down the street and into the music shop. "are you guys hiring" you ask the boy behind the counter. " no sorry, we just hired 2 new people" he said. you thank him and head out the door. "crap. that place was perfect too." you say. "i have no idea where else...." you continue to say when you realize your talking to yourself. you look around to see where your friend went when you see him walking over to you with a peice of paper. he hands it to you. "The Pets Place" you read. "yea" he says, "its a pet store, you like animals, and they're hiring" he says. "ok, but i need atleast two more" you say. you two continue on your search and managed to get a couple more applications. you both head back to your house to fill them out. after finishing the million questions each one asked for, you put them on the kitchen table for your step dad to see. it started getting late and your friend had to go. soon after your step father gets home and is quite happy to see the small stack of applications on the table. "i'll turn them in tomorrow after school" you tell him. he smiles, gives you a little hug, and heads off. you go upstairs to finish your homework then go to bed.


                                                                   After school
You've drop off almost every application, you have one left, the pet store. you pull up to the store and go inside. you hand the application to the woman behind the counter and turn to leave. "wait, do you have time to do an interveiw today?" she asks you. you turn around. "yes" you reply. after a million more questions and telling her about yourself she smiles and tells you that you have the job. you smile "THANKS!" you say excitedly. " My son Trent will be the one giving you your training, can you come in friday at 4?" she asks. you agree to the date and head home.


                                                                       Friday
you walk into The Pets Place where immidietly a black dog runs up to you. A boy follows, "Hi im Trent, this is gunther, is there anything we can help you find" he asks you. "im actually here to work.." you say with a little giggle. you lean down and scratch the dogs head. "oh you must be Kim" he says, "follow me". he leads you to the back where he grabs your name tag. "here, put this on, i hope you have a lot of energy, theres a lot to do." he says smiling. you follow him out into the front again and he starts to explain what daily tasks there are to do. "we feed, bathe, and play with the animals... we also assist customers with questions and finding things." he says as he hands you a scoop. he grabs a cart with different kinds of animal food on it and asks you to follow him. you help him feed the puppies, then the kittens and so on. "we close at 8 on weekdays, 9 on weekends, but if you can stay later then that its always helpful." he says. "im sure i could" you say. you wouldnt mind spending a little extra time with him =]. after a couple hours you pretty much had it all down. you caught on pretty fast. 8 came and he closed down the store. this is the time i like to take the dogs on a walk, can you come?" he asks. "yea" you say excitedly. he grabs a bunch of leashes and hands you a couple. you, trent, gunther, and 6 other dogs head to the park. you two pretty much talk about your whole lives. you had a lot in common. "what about him" you say as you point to gunther. "gunther? i saved him from a shelter when he was a puppy. he was badly beaten and they were going to put him down. hes my best friend." he says. you smile, you think its so cute.after the walk you get the dogs in their places then rush home. it was 930 and you still had homework to do. you get into your house to find your dad sitting in the living room. "do you know what time it is!" he starts to yell at you. "im sorry i wasnt watching the time, i had a lot of paperwork to fill out." you explained. he calmed down. " just go upstairs and do your homework" he said pointing towards your room. you do so. the next day after school your rush to work. you liked it there. you walk in and are greeted my gunther. you pat him, then ask him where trent was. gunther led you to the back where he was grabbing the food cart. "routine?" he says. you grab the scoop. "im in" you say. you work fast, just waiting for the clock to hit 8. the walk was your favorite part. so you and trent work together to get everything done faster. well, that was your excuse to help him. it was really a chance for you to flirt with him=]. On the walk you talk more, you guys were becoming friends. you were totally enjoying it when gunther took off [gunther was never on a leash cuz he always stayed by trents side] "Gunther!" trent called after him. You both run after him and follow him to a bush. "OMG! is that a body!" you scream as you stop dead in your tracks. trent hands you his dogs and runs over to gunther and the body. he checks it out. gunther is whining and sniffing the body. "call the police and get an abulence!" he yells to you. you do. shortly afterwards the place was surrounded by police. your sitting on the corner of a sidewalk crying, giving your statement when gunther walks over to you to comfort you. "its ok, if you guys called us ten minutes later, this person wouldnt have made it." the police officer said. he puts his hand on your shoulder, then walks off. your sitting there patting gunther when trent walks over. " he never takes to people that much" he says trying to lighten the mood. he sits next to you and pats him. "i cant beleive this is happening" you say to him wiping your tears. "its ok, im here" he says to giving you a hug. just then your parents pull up. "Kim, are you ok" your mom says as she rushes over to you. your step dad follows. they hug you. "can we take her home now" you father asks the cop. you were cleared to leave so you give trent a hug again and go home. the next day your parents call you out of work. you were pretty traumatized from yesterday. "is it ok if i go to the park" you asked your dad. "i need to think" you continued. "ok, but be careful" he says. you thank him and leave.


                                                                               The park
Your sitting on the swing when you feel someone looking at you. you turn around and see a big, mean-looking man behind you. you stand up and back away. "can i help you?" you say a little frightened. he walks closer. "i know what you saw. you better keep your mouth shut! things can get really messy for you" he says to you. "you dont know who your messing with kid. you dont want this kind of trouble" he continues grabbing your arm. "listen i dont know who you are or what your talking about but..." you say pulling your arm back, he inturupts you... " you made a big mistake kid" he grabs you and starts pulling you toward his car when out of no where a dog is attacking him. "Gunther!" you hear someone yell. you turn around and see trent running after him. the man pushes the dog off and takes off. gunther runs over to you. "what happened?" trent asks you and points out a small cut on your arm. you start to explain when he interupts you "we need to tell the police" he says. "no, he told me to keep my mouth shut. he looked serious." you say. trent looked at you worried. "lets go get you cleaned up." he says leading you to his car.he takes you to his house. "wow, its so nice" you say as you guys pull up. "thanks" he says. you get out and he leads you inside and into the bathroom. he grabs a first aid kid and tends to your cut. neosporin, 2 bandaids, and some dog slobber on your face later you feel better. he shows you around his house and makes some food. you guys dicide to eat in the back yard so gunther can run around. you guys eat and talk, and it started getting late. "i should probably get you home" he says. you smile, "ok" you say not wanting the night to end, but you knew you were probably already in trouble. he gets you home and you two exchange numbers. "thanks again" you say to him. you scratch gunthers head, then get out. later on trent calls you. "hey you want to do something tomorrow?" he asks you. you can hear the nervous-ness in his voice. "sure!" you say excitedly. "what do you have in mind?" you say. "its a surprise" he says. "so i'll be at your house around one, wear comfrotable clothes" he says. you two talk until you finally fall asleep on the phone. the next day your standing at your closet trying to figure out what to wear. you call up your best bud. "hello?" he says. "hey, so suppose a really cute guy asked me to go out on a date with him, but told me to dress comfrontable.... what do i wear?!" you ask. " shorts and a tee, so whose this boy?" he asks excitedly. you tell him about trent and the crazy adventure you guys have been on. he sounds excited for you. "call me after you get home then and tell me if we can finally go on double dates!" he says. "ok i will....bye!" you say. its one o'clock and right on time Trent rings your doorbell. you answer the door and smile. "hey" you say. "hey, i hope you like hiking" he says. you smile "lets do this" you say. you guys go to this small mountain. at the top you take a break right by a lake. Trent pulls out a couple waters and hands you one. "im glad you could come" he says. "me too" you say. "i really like you...... i think gunther does too." he stutters. you look over at gunther whose chasing bugs. you smile. "glad to get his approval" you laugh. he laughs. "well its really important to me."he says. "if my best friend doesnt like someone... i cant" he says. you blush. "with that said, do you think we could do this more often?.... as you know a couple?" he asked. you stared at him wide-eyed... completely dumb founded. "yea! of course!" you say finally. he smiles then kisses you. "god that was hard" he says. you look at him confused. "what do you mean?" you ask. "asking you out. i was so nervous" he says while blushing. you blush. "ready to head down?" he asks. "yea" you say back. he calls gunther over and you three head down the mountain. you and trent hand in hand. once you get home you call up your bestie and tell him about everything. The next few weeks were perfect. Trent would meet you after school, you'd go pick up gunther then go to work together. you spend every minute you could together. one night after you locked up the store, getting ready to walk the dogs go hear a knock at the door. you walk to the front and saw a man. he waved. you go unlock the door to tell him you were closed. he forced himself inside the door and grabs you holding a gun to you. "i told you this could get messy" he yells. he pushes you to the back room. "where is trent and gunther" you think to yourself. you start crying from fright. "i didnt tell anyone i swear" you plead. "i cant beleive you" he says. " i have to tie up my loose ends" he says as he cocks the gun and points it at you. all of a sudden trent hits the man over the head with a huge dog bone knocking him out. you get up and run over to him. hugging him. trent calls the police and has the guy arrested.


                                                                   1 year dating
Your sitting at dinner with trent, your best bud, and his girl friend. "do you guys want to go somewhere after dinner?" trent asks everyone, then winks to your bestie. they had become really good friends after he started dating you. "sure" you and your besties girl says. after dinner trent drives you all to the same mountain he took you two on your first date. you all get out of the car. its the middle of the night though?" you asked puzzled. "i have camp set up up there" he says and grabs your hand and pulls you forward. you bestie and his girl follow. you get to the top where gunther is waiting. "you brought gunther?" you ask. " of course, i couldnt purpose to the girl of my dreams without him" trent says. "what?" you say and turn to look at trent. hes down on one knee. "Kim, i love you to death.i couldnt imagine being here with anyone else....will you marry me?" trent asks. he holds out a gorgous ring. you start tearing up. "OF COURSE!" you say. he puts the ring on your finger get up and you kiss him. the best kiss of your life ;]. 




                                                                         The wedding
"i do" Trent says. " and do you Kim, take trent as you lawful wedded husband, to have and hold til death do you part?" the preacher asks. "i do" you say looking right into trents eyes. "I now pronounce you man and wife. you may kiss the bride" the preacher says. Trent smiles then kisses you. the most passionet kiss hes ever given you. as you kiss him back you were interupted by the best "man", Gunther. " you lean down and kiss him on the forehead. "can i have him?" you ask gunther. he licks your face. 


                                                                   A few years later
You and trent started a fundraiser for sheltered animals, which was doing great. You lived out near the mountain he had purposed to you at. one day you three took a trip up to the lake. "i love coming up here with you two" trent says as he grabs your hand. "call gunther over" you tell him. "i have something to tell you" you continue. confused, he calls him over. gunther runs up and sits next to you. you grab trents other hand and face him. "you wont be taking trips up here with the two of us anymore." you say. he looks at you even more confused. "you'll be taking trips up here with the three of us......... im pregnant" you say. He smiles......ear to ear. "thats amazing babe!" he says excitedly. you laugh. "really... me and gunther have been figuring out the perfect time to tell you" you say. trent looks at gunther. "you kept this secret from me boy! your supposed to be my best friend" he says as he pets him. he looks back at you. "i knew the first day i met your i was going to love you". he says and kisses you.


Thursday, September 30, 2010

8:18 PM

RANDOM!RANDOM!RANDOM!RANDOM!RANDOM!



OKAY. I am like, the BORINGEST OF THE BORING OF THE BORING OF THE BORING OF THE BORING OF THE BORING OF THE BORING OF THE BORING OF THE BORING. Thanks to the power of RANDOMNESS, I wont be bored for long! Today, I'm gonna be testing out how random my mind is. It'll be SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER fun. :D I'll be rating how random I am on a scale of 1-10. 1 being boring and 10 being SUPER random! And don't worry. I'll be TOTALLY honest and tell the truth. (: I'll just stare blankly into space for 30 minutes [or whenevr something SUPER random pops into my mind] and see what pops into my mind and write it down, no matter how silly it is. So, you get it now? Good. Now let's begin!


1. Chrysanthemum tea. WHAT.THE.FUCK.IS.THAT! (y)
2. Coriander leaves. they sound pretty cool, although i don't know what the FUCK they are. o.o
3. The logo for Mac looks like a retarded pac man. :p
5. My clock is weird.
6. I'm a HUGE fan of chocolate, but i'd rather shoot you in the head with chocolate gun instead of eating it all up.
7. Milk tastes TOTALLY tasty. :D
8. I have brown eyes.
9. KFC food smells like poop.
10. Cows say MOOOOOOOOOO.
11. I like pie.
12. There's a pimple under your chin.
13. Melted, bitter chocolate tastes better.
14. You're the biggest retard ever.
15. I'm very random and crazy, which is crandom.
16. Banana-nana. I'm so hungry.
17. What's chocolate fingers?
18. Peter Pan and Jane are such a bunch of retarded kids.
19. Whatever major loser is SO 1990s. Go and get some better comebacks.
20. I'm CHICKEN-NINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG out myself. d:
21. My feet are cold.
22. Converse sneakers look hideous.
23. GO SUCK YOUR DAD'S BALLS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
24. This isn't working, is it?
25. ARGHH.
26. Motherfucking bored.
27. I don't think this is gonna work.
28. What kind of crappy experiment is this?
29. IMHO, this is just a piece of SHIT.
28. I suck in what the fuck this experiment is.
29. 9 more minutes, and I'm gone, BITCH!
30. GO DIE, YOU ASSHOLE.
31. HERPES WHORE.
32. Cable snake. the fuuck? o.o
33. Guns are stupid.
34. My clothes are bullet-proof. lol.
35. I'M HUNGRY. )':
36. M&M...they're delicious. :D
37. You're such a slut, for not letting an innocent teen like me to go out and have her lunch.
38. I'm not sticking around to hear your fucking comeback.
39. I bet it's "GO DIE, YOU STUPID IDIOT" which is SO lame.
40. Did you know that Norm is on you?
41. Cause he is.
42. But i don't know who the FUCK Norm is.
43. Spray your fire at me, or just fire me.
44. Chinese people are YELLOWW.
45. Talk to me, because...
46. ......me is talking to you.
47. Mexican mustaches...soo long. d:talk to me
48. GLEE ROCKS.
49. Brick house.
50. I hate girlie girls.
51. and skirts.
52. A klit is a male skirt...it looks pretty horrible.
53. OHMIGOD. Like, YOU LOOK FUCKING SEXY! IT LOOKS SOOOOOO GOOD ON YOU! (NOTE: heavy sarcasm) Pshhhhhh...what a fucking bitchy girl. >.<
54. I just gotta keep writing.
55. Bob?! Is that you? OHMAGGOD! IT IS YOU! BOB, IT'S YOU!!!
56. what the hell is an average job.
57. Did you know that you nag too much. =.='
58. I don't wanna sower anymore.
59. MUST....STOP....TALKING.
60. If you don't stop talking, my ears will explode in 1 second.
61. *ears explode*
62. Now I'm crying.
63. HALF OF MY HEART.
64. Because Charlie bit my finger...AGAIN!
65. Chucky will kill you if you don't stop talking.
66. Ashleigh gives me entertainment.
67. so does Yasmin.
68. Playhouse Disney can suck it.
69. me is hiding from mom.
70. And you..?
71. Hiding from a cauliflower. 
72. I wanna restart this shitty experiment all over again.
73. SMASH!!!
74. Kimberly SMASH!!!
75. I WANNA KICK YOU!!!
76. Comment, or you DIE!!
77. "I love to play ALL day long. (:" - all the words that come out from the mouth of a penguin
78. Double tick, herpes whores!
79. Family Guy is weird.
80. I should stop right now.
81. Can't stop writing.
82. Let's make it a 100.
83. blah blah blah BLAH!!
84. Candy tastes good.
85. But i hate nerds like you.
86. Your snowman is retarded.
87. Chicken eggs can be racist, too.
88. AHHH! MONKEY ON A TREE!!
89. I like you sooo much. (NOTE: HEAVY, HEAVY sarcasm)
90. Bob looks like a GIANT retard.
91. My laptop looks hideous.
92. Don't come to my house-IT LOOKS HORRIBLE!!
93. I am ugly.
94. The ocean should be GREEN instead of blue.
95. I need to wear glasses because the sun blinded me this year. :D
96. Bob fed an eagle.
97. My dad made a banana boat.
98. You're such a compulsive lying bitch!
99. I hate the letter "W".
100. You're a cocky boy.
101. I'm allergic to cats. HAHA, jkjk! x))
102. Looks like it's 102 dalmatians. :D



Finally, this crappy experiment is over. I'm going to read EVERYTHING I said all over again to see how random my mind is. Looks like my mind is 10% random! And what do you think, Ash? And not just you, Ash, but all my other friends, like Amber, Bianca, Kristen, Rachel, Victoria and all my other BELOVED and AWESOME friends, too. Please leave a comment and rate how random I am, okaay? GOOD! (: Man, I'm so tired from all that FUCKING SHIT, but it sure was fun. ENJOY THE POST! :D


P.S - MILLIONS of thanks to Nuha and Hannah for letting me copy their post! you know why i copied? BECAUSE IT'S A MILLION PERCENT AWESOME. :D


6:26 PM

This took me 183187491481611491844186195157185195 seconds and 2548719581567816159 hours to complete.




For this section only, you MUST answer all of these questions using the "True" or "False". For all the other sections, you can answer the questions with any answer you want. And don't forget to read the rules, too! Have fun!

Rule #1:
If you open this, you MUST take it. If you open this and do not take it,
something VERY, VERY bad will happen to your love one. I give you 18175141471847184618765875185715 seconds and 18391147184187461471 hours to complete this! Ready, set, GO!
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? FALSE!

Q: Been arrested? FALSE!!
Q: Do you like someone? true. (:
Q: Held a snake? FALSE!!! O.o
Q: Been suspended from school? False. *PHEW!*
Q: Sang karaoke? TRUE! (:
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? True. d;
Q: Laughed until you started crying? TRUE!! xD
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? False.
Q: Kissed in the rain? FALSEE!
Q: Sang in the shower? True. (:
Q: Sat on a roof top? TRUE! :3
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? TRUE!! D:<
Q: Broken a bone? FALSE!! >.<
Q: Shaved your head? F-A-L-S-E. FALSE! >.<
Q: Played a prank on someone? TRUE! :'D
Q: Shot a gun? falsee.
Q: Donated Blood? FALSE.
HOORAY! You answered all the questions in this section successfully. There is not a very, very high chance that something bad will happen to your loved one, unless you fail to answer the next questions. You have 183194871441741875 seconds left, and 1418571996519 hours left to answer the next questions. You don't need to answer the questions using the words true or false only. Good luck!

LAST PERSON THAT.


1. You hung out with?

MATTHEW. :D

2. You texted?

2 minutes ago. d:

3. You were in a car with?

Ashleigh and Yasmin. :D

4. Went to the movies with?

Ashleigh and Yasmin. :D


5. Person you went to shop with?

Ashleigh and Yasmin. :D

6. You talked on the phone?

BRIAN. :D

7. Made you laugh?

Bianca. Her jokes cracked me up! xDD

8. You hugged?

Brian. (:

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...


1. Sun or moon?

Moon..New Moon. HAHA. x))

2. Winter or Fall?

Winter...don't you just LOVE the snow? :D

3. Left or Right?

RIGHTY. :D

4. Sunny or rainy?

that's a tough choice...for a minute there, i like both. D:

5. Where do you live?

Modesto, California, USA. (:

6. Club or pub?

Club, but if it's a strip club, then pub.

7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on?

YEAAH. :D

8. Do you want to get married?

Suree, why not? (:

9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

Twirl it, like a ballerina. HAHA. (y)

10. What time is it?

4:23PM

11. Are you afraid of commitment?

WHAT.THE.HELL.IS.COMMITMENT. (y)

12. What is your greatest hope/wish?

To be with him, forever and ever.....♥

13. Do you cook?

yeaah. (:

14. Current mood?
I'm n Love! ♥

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...


1. Kissed someone?

Someone in my family. :D

2. Sang?

YES, OF COURSE. :D I sing EVERYDAY. If i didn't sing, that means I slept the whole day or i died.

3. Listened to music?

OF COURSE I DID. (:

4. Danced?

yeaah! It was fun. :D

5. Cried?

naah, why would i? xD

6. Liked someone you can't?

no.

22 FIRSTS


1.Who was your first prom date?

I can't remember...Brian...Bria....Bri....Br....Braza....Brazac...Za.....Zac.....Zach.....Ah....Zam....Ma....Mah....Mat....Mattay....Thew.....Ah....Matt....Matthew. :D

2. Who was your first roommate?

ASHLEIGH. :D

3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time?

NEVER drank any.

5. What was your first car?

I DON'T HAVE ANY CARS.

6. When did you go to your first funeral or viewing?

i don't remember, all i know is that it was my grandfather passing away. )':

8. Who was your first grade teacher?

Ms. Judy Wakefield! :D

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?

UK! :D

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?

all by myself to sneak out to Ashleigh's house. :D

11. Who was your first Best Friend?

Ashleigh and Yasmin. :D

12. Who is your best friend?

Ashleigh, Yasmin, Bianca, Kristen, Rachel, Jessie and Victoria. :D

14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?

Either Ashleigh or Yasmin. (:

15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid/groomsman or flower girl?

My aunt Judy's [YESS, my teacher. d:] wedding. :D


16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning?

Turn off my F*CKING alarm clock. It drives me CRAZY! >.<

19. First tattoo or piercing?

none. (:

20. First celebrity crush?

Taylor Swift. HAHA, I have a crush on girls! (Y)

22. First crush?

Can't tell. :D


5:55 PM

The Gayest Letter You've Ever Read.




Dear Ashleigh Joanna,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. When we skinny dipped in the bathtub, I think I realized it at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your old New Kids On The Block blanket to you, but i'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I am scratching my butt as you read this. Now, I am going to find a new teddy bear that will treat me better than you.


Love always,
KIM (:


Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). (2) I think I realized it (3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). Now, I am going to find a new (12) that will treat me better than you.


Love always,
(NAME)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – You should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Lemon
Australia - Pillow
France - Book
Spain - Glasses
China – Teddy bear
Germany – Backpack
Japan - Cow
Greece - Enemy
USA - Butt
Egypt – Necklace
England - Skirt


Friday, September 24, 2010

1:01 AM

YOU GOT PRANKED BY GRACE HAWKINS.




INSTRUCTIONS: You have to pick someone who is on Facebook chat at this moment. Write every sentence and then copy-paste your victim's answer on this note. Tag your friends so they can do it too. No cheating.

Facebook Prank.
Victim's name: Amber Dawson

Kim says: you're a big fat bitch.
Amber says: KIMM ! what the fuck is wrong with you ?
Kim says: nothing's wrong, you motherfucker.
Amber says: Ohyes , there is something wrong .
Amber says: you're calling me names , and you would NEVER do such a thing .
Kim says: that's because i'm NOT Kim, you motherfucker. -.-
Amber says: naah . you're just joking .
Kim says: no, i'm serious.
Kim says: i got this hacker thing.
Amber says: OH REALLY ?
Amber says: then fucking prove it .
Kim says: how can i ?
Kim says: there's no fucking way to prove it ,
Kim says: just accept the fact that i'm NOT Kim .
Amber says : then who the fuck are you ?
Amber says: a motherfucker who kisses strangers ?
Kim says: i'm Joanna Anderson.
Kim says: 19, UK.
Kim says: and you're even more motherfucking.
Amber says: SHUDDUP, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. (y)
Kim says: no, you shut the eff up.
Amber says: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!
Amber says: AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Kim says: I'M HERE BECAUSE I'VE GOT THIS HACKER THING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Amber says: THEN JUST LEAVE ME AND MY FRIEND ALONE, YOU BITCH!
Kim says: NO WAY, and i'm never going to.
Amber says: Ohyes you are going to.
Amber says: right now.
Amber says: SO LEAVE MY FRIEND'S FUCKING ACCOUNT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Kim says: haa, is that all you got?
Kim says: are you blind?
Kim says: i said that i'm NEVER going to leave her account, you motherfucker.
Amber says: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kim says: HAHA, i pwn you so fucking much that you don't have any better comebacks. :D
Amber says: four words , bitch ; SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP .
Kim says: i guess "SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP" is your only comeback. :P
Kim says: SERIOUSLY, you act like a 5 year old. -.-"
Kim says: you don't have any good comebacks. (:
Amber says: go away from my friends account.
Kim says: naah. begging wont work.
Amber says: PLEASE.
Kim says: never ever going away from her account, slut.
Amber says: I'll give you a dime?
Kim says: no.
Amber says: Nickle?
Kim says: no.
Amber says: Quarter?
Kim says: OMG, you are so stupid. -.-
Kim says: I AM IN UK, YOU WHORE. -.-
Amber says: Oh come on!
Amber says: PLEASE go away from her account,
Amber says: i'm her wife.
Kim says: GOTCHA, DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! :D
Kim says: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. >:D
Amber says: heeey , you fucking whore ! xD
Kim says: HAHA, you're such a stupid bitch. :D
Kim says: Hacking NEVER works. (;
Amber says: You REALLY got me there . :D
Kim says: Hell yeah. i'm going to do it AGAIN!
Amber says: who who WHO? HAHA ! xD
Kim says: YASMIN! ;D
Amber says: who the hell is yasmin ? O.o
Kim says: my SECOND best friend. :D
Amber says: then how come i NEVER see her in CHS ?
Kim says: she moved school. D;
Amber says: oh okay .
Amber says: BYEE ! Good luck on pranking Yasmin . :D
Kim says: haha, thanks. :D


12:16 AM

Dream Come True



Hi. My name is Kimberly Clarkson, and I am TOTALLY obsessed with fashion. My ambition is to become a fashion designer. It started when I was small. When I first saw my mother, I thought she was the most beautiful lady I've ever seen. She had AMAZING hair, a BEAUTIFUL face and GREAT clothes. I wished I could be as pretty as my mother. My mother's FANTASTIC fashion sense inspired me to become an aspiring fashion designer. When I was 4 years old, I started drawing FABULOUS clothes. When my mother first saw those AWESOME clothes, she was SUPER shocked. She never thought that a 4 year old already knew how to draw such beautiful clothes like those. My mother said: "My dear Kimberly, did you REALLY draw this? Because this drawing is the best drawing I have ever seen, and I have never thought of a 4 year old drawing as spectacular as this. If you really are the one who drew this wonderful drawing, I am very proud of you. You must be gifted if a 4 year old like you has drawn a splendid drawing like this. Kimberly, my girl, you ought to be a fashion designer. Look at that LOVELY design you have drawn. Well done, honey. You did your best.". The compliments my mother has given me really made me feel like a REAL fashion designer. And do you know what else made me feel like a real fashion designer? This: My mother is a fashion designer, and she works at Le Chic. The clothes she design are AMAZING, and whenever I look at them, I can NEVER take my eyes off them because they're too gorgeous. A year had passed and I was still in the business of drawing clothes which my mother loved. At that age, I drew a drawing of a V-neck shirt with 2 layers. The inside layer was black and the outside layer was pink. At first sight, I thought the drawing of the shirt was too simple so I decided to add an accessory that would really brighten up the outfit a bit. The accessory was a little sparkly gray circle. Once I drawn that circle, the shirt looked a LOT better. 4 years later, I was still in the business of drawing designs of clothes. In that year, once, I had run all out of ideas so I decided to go to the mall and check out my favorite fancy boutiques to shop at for a little inspiration on what to draw next. At the first boutique, none of the clothes there gave me inspiration. They weren't any good at all. I wondered since when they have changed their fashion sense. The second boutique was all the same. Finally, at the third boutique, I found some inspiration. Well, not exactly inspiration but it is something CERTAINLY surprising. I was quite surprised the first time I saw this: the pink shirt I drew. Indeed, that is very surprising. I don't think anyone else besides my family and friends saw my drawing of the shirt. But it was SO surprising that someone designed a shirt EXACTLY like one of my drawings, that I quickly grabbed the shirt as fast as possible and ran to the cashier, Megan, who was my mom's GREAT friend in college. I bought the V-neck shirt, and that shirt was the last piece. Looks like today is my lucky day. Thank goodness I came on time to buy the shirt before it was sold out. But the surprising thing is just beginning: the shirt had a label, and looked at it to see what it said. It was a pink label, and do YOU know what the label said? It said this: "MADE FOR KIMBERLY CLARKSON BY ALISON CARTER". No wonder nobody bought it. There was only one pair of that shirt, and she decided to put the shirt there because she knows it's my FAVORITE boutique and I go there ALL the time whenever I go shopping. And do you know who Alison Carter is? MY MOM. I should have thought of that-my mother is the only fashion designer who saw the drawing. If there was anything that look EXACTLY like one of my drawings, it MUST be my mother. Mom, I hope you are reading this because if you are, I just wanted to know that I'm REALLY thankful. Thank you SO much, Mom. You made my dream come true. I am SO happy that you're my mom. I LOVE having you as my mom. You're the best mom in the whole wide world. I love you, and you know it. This is a picture of me, wearing the shirt I drew and which my mom made into a real shirt 4 years later. I love you, Mom. You're the best mom, EVER.


Thursday, September 16, 2010

2:36 AM

The ABC. :D




According to the alphabet, name a person.
Then answer the questions.

A. Ashleigh
1)Do you love this person? – HELL YEAH. :D
2) Is this person your enemy? - OHMIGOSH. NEVAHHHH! O:<
3) Would you kiss this person? – ewww. NO! i'm no lesbian, bitchh. -.-'

B. Brian
1) What do you really think of this person?- HAWTT, popular, and SUPER athletic. :D
2) What’s their favourite colour? – BLUEEEE! (:
3) Ever danced with them? – Ahaha, yeah. at the school prom. :D

C. Charlotte
1) Do you have a crush on this person? – NOOO!
2) Have you ever had a crush on them? – omgahh, i told you, NO. lesbian. -.-'
3) How old are they? - 15. (:

D. Derek
1) How long have you known him/her? - Ever since we started high school. (:
2) Biggest regret? - NOTHING, you idiot. -.-'
3) Do you hate this person? - He's an AWESOME friend. :D

E. Eunice
1) Have you met their parents? - YEAAH!
2) Worst thing about this person?- NOTHING. Cause she's GREAT. (:
3) Best thing about this person? - Almost everything if you ask me. (:

F. Felicia
1) Have you met her parents? - sure i have. (:
2) Worst thing about this person? - Let's see..NOTHING! -.-'
3) Best thing about this person? - a LOT of things, baby. (:

G. Gillian
1) Is it a good listener? - OKAAY. For the first time, Gillian is NOT an 'it'. but she is a REALLY good listener. (:
2) Have you ever lied to this person?- NEVERR!
3) Is this person good looking? - YEAAH(:

H. Hannah
1) What is this person to you?- FUNNAY. :D
2) Ever cried for this person? – naa, why would i? xD
3) Ever done something illegal with this person? - NO NO NO.

I. Isaac
1) What is this person's favorite food? – CHEESEBURGERS. :D
2) How did you meet this person? – SCHOOOL! Actually, i met almost ALL my friends in school. xD
3) Would you ever be together with this person ? - IN YOUR DREAMS, BITCHH.


J. Jessie
1) Do they have any siblings? - YEPP.
2) Do you know their favourite song? – of coursee. Teardrops On My Guitar(:
3) What would you do if they confessed they liked you? – As a friend? IT'S OKAY. (;

K. Kristen
1) How old were you when you first met? – 8. and she is BEAUTIFUL.
2) How did you meet? - SCHOOL (:
3) Ever danced with this person? – HAHA, nooo. xD

L.Lyana
1) What would you do if you had never met this person? – I would DIE. she is F*CKING AWESOMEE! :D
2) Why do you like him/her? – I like her because her personality is GREAAT. (:
3) Would you go to Disney World with this person? – OF COURSE I WOULD! :D

M. Mikayla
1) Is this person older than you? – aww man..she's 16. D:
2) Is this person single?- YEAAH (:
3) How many times do you talk to them in a week? – ALL the time in school. :D

N. Nicholas
1) Is this person your girlfriend? – FUCK, NO. I'M A GIRL AND HE'S BOY. i'm no lesbian, you BITCHH! -.-'
2) Have you seen this person cry? – nooo, because he's a MAN. :D
3) Do you know this person’s middle name? – YUPP! But i forgot. haha.

O. Olivia
1) When did you meet this person? - When i was 13..good thing not when i was 7. PHEWW!
2) When is the next time you'll see this person? - SIGH..tomorrow. i wish didn't need to. she's SO UGLY. >.<
3) Do you go to school with them? - same school, not same car. :D

P. Penelope

1) Have you ever been to the mall with this person? - OF COURSEE (:
2) How about a sleepover with them? - YEAAH! And it was a BLAST. :D
3) Does this person have a job? - Student, duhh. what other job would a 13 year old have? -.- [YES, SHE'S 13.]

Q. Quinn [haha..she's named after the Glee star..Quin Fabray. xD]
1) What is this person's relationship with you? – GOOD friends. (:
2) Is this person wealthy or poor? – she's OK.
3) What is this person's ambition? - to become a singer like Quinn Fabray.


R. Rachel
1) Have you heard this person sing? – YEAAH. Her singing voice sounds AWESOME. :D
2) Do you think this person will repost this? – HAHA, maybe.
3) When does this person look best? – ALL THE TIME. (:

S. Shannon
1) Is this person taller than you? – Definitely NOT. She's only 12, IDIOTT!
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her? – Yeaah. she's fun (:
3) Do they live close to you? – 8 doors down me.

T. Tiffany
1) Would you do anything for him/her? – YESHH:D but not EVERYTHING. Only most things.
2) Have you been to his/her house? – yupp, and it is A-W-E-S-O-M-E. she's FUCKING RICH. OMGOSHH!
3) Where does she live? – 2 houses across my house.

V. Victoria
1) Do they have a crush on you? - FUCK NO!
2) Is he/she cool? - She's a BITCH.
3) Is this person your friend? yup..but not really.

W. Winnie [HAHA, Winnie The Pooh. xD]
1) Would you save him/her from drowning? - I doubt she'll ever drown. SHE'S AN AWESOME SWIMMER! -.-'
2) What do you like about him/her? –LOTS of things. (:
3) What is his/her favourite sport? – SWIMMING! :D

X. Xandra [her name is actually SANDRA.]
1) How did you 2 come to be friends? – At school. (:
2) Have you ever gone anywhere with them? – yeaah, a LOT of places.
3) What is one thing you would change about them? – I DON'T KNOW.

Y.Yasmine
1) How old are they? - 16
2) How long have you known them? - Since preschool. she's my BEST FRIEND! But Ashleigh is my VERY best friend. :D
3) What was your first impression of him/her? - shy..but now i LOVE her! :D

Z. Zoey
1) Does this person have MSN? – YEAAH :D
2) Have you ever made out with this person? – ohmygawsh. NO!
3) When will you see this person next? - when the school holidays end (:


Wednesday, September 15, 2010

2:08 AM

Profile

■
Bonjour. My name's Kimberly and i'm 15, turning 16. 20 September is my birthday. I'm just another somebody. I'm extremely fond of chocolates and cheesecakes. I heart simplicity and i've a passion for soft colors - blue, pink, white. I swear my deep love for Japanese mangas & animes. I have a faint interest in learning French and Japanese. I'm pretty quiet, except that when i'm really HIGH, i can get reallyreallyreally wild. I believe in miracles, alright, and hell yesh, i love my pretty awesome friends. I like: Kpop/Jpop/English Music. Personal faves inlude Taylor Swift + Katy Perry + SNSD + SHINee + Kim Bum. I'm from Chicago, IL, USA. I live in a semi-detached. I love to sing, dance, and act. My favorite songs are Love Story, Fearless, Teenage Dream, Firework and Fashion. I'm in a band called Diva Effect with my 2 best friends, Ashleigh and Yasmin. I play the guitar, Ashleigh sings, Yasmin plays the drums. We're currently working on a song called This Is Your Life. It's our first song, so no insults please. (: So, love you if you love me(: I ain't perfect but I'm unique, live with it. If you wish to contact me, please send an email to ivyrose135@yahoo.com or ask me for my Skype name. Thank you.

Imma a music/books/iTouch lover & a twitter/tumblr/taptap addict. ^^

Credits

■

Put some links to other places here.

Facebook ♡ Tumblr ♡ Twitter ♡ Formspring ♡

K I M B E R L Y
there's nothing wrong with my name.
If you think you know me, read my blog and think again.
I'm imperfect and I'm Lovin' It.
I'm the only witness and the only person who can judge my life.
This is my blog so click the big red x at the top of your screen if you hate it.



jquery help: ★ inspiration and bg transparency★ layout design: ♥ hosted by blogger

ShoutMix chat widget